Sea Legs

Flippity floppities!

I thought it was going to be a crab.

I can swim faster than the fastest shark when I put these bad boys on. Sike, I’m actually just an ok swimmer. I try not to swim around sharks so I can still make it home to my chinchilla loveys 🥰🥰

OK, so I think I figured out who’s responsible for making these puzzles. We’re clearly just living the life - matrix-like - of some dumb kid who’s recalling things they’ve seen or encountered on while on vacations. scuba diving, going to Italian restaurants, visiting art galleries, pizza parlors, boat rides, gift shops, flowers, birds, paintings, etc. what’s worse … the person responsible comes up with some dumb pun at our expense. I hope you enjoyed your trip you punk kid.

I was convinced there was going to be a fish or some other sea creature when I finished. Imagine my surprise when I found Full Foot Channel Fins, the kind you would wear if maybe you were snorkeling in beautiful Hawaii! Nothing fancy. The black part of the fin is designed to efficiently "channel" water backwards. (Please be careful when you go ocean snorkeling, and always bring a friend, or let the lifeguard know you're there! They'll keep an 👁️ on U! And No Full Face Masks! [look it up]).🌺